i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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