someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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