Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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