I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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