Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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