fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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