Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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