Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You have to summon your inner elephant
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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