whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she pinky promised me she was 18
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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