People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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