did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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