Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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