nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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