names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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