Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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