this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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