She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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