Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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