No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
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Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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