can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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