she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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