So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
