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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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