But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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