Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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