Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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