paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
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You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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