i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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