i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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