Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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