shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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