BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If I had your ass I would rule the world
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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