Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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