from now on my penis is your penis
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He? As in you personified your dick?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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