You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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