I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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