awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wish they made helmets for livers.
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We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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