Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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