just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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