i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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