Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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