I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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