i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Randomize
