i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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