He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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