they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
from now on my penis is your penis
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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