i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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