fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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