i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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