I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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