So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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