Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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