Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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