smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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