We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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