Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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