Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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