Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
ttyl tear gas
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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