so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Boobs speak an international language.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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